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.53 (Help) [09 Mar 2008|06:26pm]
Please read on if you are interested in being interviewed for one of my University assignments...

Right. I'm taking a course at University this semester called 'Writing Therapy', which explores the link between...well...writing and therapy (kind of obvious, innit?). As part of this course, I'm to turn in a research paper. I have decided to look in to online journaling and blogging, how they influence our thoughts and feelings, and whether or not they are therapeutically beneficial.

As part of this project, I'm hoping to interview a couple of people who keep on-line journals or blogs. Since the internets are all global and shit, it does not matter where in the world you are. The only pre-requisites are:

1. That you keep an on-line journal or blog.

2. That you at least semi-regularly use your blog to write about your thoughts, feelings, and day to day life. This means I am not interested in interviewing people who keep, say, art blogs, writing blogs (blogs that are mostly poetry or prose of a creative bent), cooking blogs, etc.

3. That you are prepared to answer a series of questions which will be sent to you via e-mail, which may ask you personal or sensitive questions regarding your feelings, mental state, etc.

Basically what will happen is that I will send everyone the same blanket survey. Once you have filled that out, I may re-approach you to ask for clarification or elaboration on certain questions. If I use your comments in my paper, you will be supplied with an alias and no identifying information will be included, so your anonymity will absolutely be protected. A copy of the paper (digital) will be available to you, if you would like to see it, upon completion.

If you are interested, please leave a comment with your e-mail address, and as soon as I've knocked the survey together, I'll send it out to you!

Thanks guys.
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.44 [22 Feb 2008|12:54pm]
Stole this from [info]stickykitty.

Ask me a question. Anything you like. Seriously. I will do my best to answer as honestly and openly as I can.
Please everyone make sure you submit your questions anonymously.
This makes it easier for you to ask anything you want and for me to answer fairly and honestly.

Obviously, anon. commenting has been turned on, and IP logging off...
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Just so yall know [22 Jul 2007|12:57am]
If anyone from the Perth Border's release party finds me, this is Kia/Snape :)

Add me! Yay!
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Kia and the Deathly Fandom [16 Jul 2007|01:14am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Okay, I can hold my tongue no longer...

CUT FOR OotP SPOILERS )

I think that about covers it.

I am looking forward to HBP!Movie so much, now, since apparently David Yates is also directing it. I think he has done a marvelous job, it is definitely my favorite HP movie so far. I am SO curious to see who they will cast as Narcissa in HBP, and if they'll even keep the unbreakable vow scene in (I personally can't see how they could NOT keep it in, but a few people at the potterperth meeting seemed to think they might cut it, and just refer to it. Hope not! I want to see Narcissa, and Snape's grimy little hell-hole...

that sounds bad.)

I've been reading the DH spoilers community, against my better judgment, and up till tonight I THOUGHT I'd only read complete tripe I could pass off as bollocks and/or trolling. But now I'm not so sure! I think I might know things! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THINGS! ARRGGGH!

Six days!

The potterperth people are having a all-night party before the book is released (over here, it gets released at 7.01, I believe), so I'm really hoping I don't get rostered on for Friday or Saturday - mostly just Saturday. Friday I can probably handle. If I have to work Saturday I may just KILL someone. I already turned down a party invitation for Saturday night because 'I have to read Deathly Hallows', which I think is perfectly reasonable, but I think the person I declined was a bit upset :/

Y'all understand though, right? :) I'm not a bad person. I'm just a very, VERY sad, pathetic nerd.

But yes! All-night party. Apparently I've been nominated to put together a 'potions' lesson, because 'you really like Snape'. People may also have raised opinions that I kind of look like Snape, but honestly, shoulder length black hair and pale skin does not a Severus make.

There will be HP scene it! And sorting! And theories! And food! And exploding!

So yeah I'm kind of stupidly excited, which is a nice change from feeling blah and/or upset. Or filled with murderous rage.

I've ranted enough.
The letters are wearing off this keyboard now. What is it about how I type? Or is it that my skin exudes some kind of corrosive substance? No holes in the keys yet, but the...covering, or whatever you want to call it, on the plastic, that makes it matte, is wearing off. My spacebar is shiny.

It starts. Again.

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Be part of History [06 Jul 2007|07:35pm]
Just under 12 hours left to vote for the NEW 7 wonders of the world.

I think this is well worth doing.
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[05 Jun 2007|04:11pm]
Friends list cull.

If you were bahleeted it was because;

1. You deleted your livejournal.
2. You never update.
3. I don't remember who the heck you are.
4. We don't talk, have any particular past relationship, and/or you don't say anything that interests me.
5. Our 'friendship' has waned to the point where I really don't see why you'd be at all interested in what I write about my life.

If you object, comment and I'll happily add you back.
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Y HALLO THAR BANDWAGON! [31 May 2007|02:06pm]


[info]fandom_counts
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Repost [14 Mar 2007|11:42am]
Just going to repost this for anyone who didn't see it the first time - my presentation is on thursday, and I'd really love some more perspectives before then :) internet cookies for all who aid me!

Bandersnatch! )
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Absence [19 Dec 2006|01:26am]
I don't really have much to say. I think I have lost a bit of weight but I can't be sure because our scales are so naff. They are about seventeen million years old, and have a wonky needle, and apparently they don't weigh accurately, so it's possible i'm even heavier than I first assumed. I want to get electronic ones but a) I am broke (completely) and b) I am scared.

Yesterday (monday...) I went in to the city with Bee to go christmas shopping. The girl at Dusk was really awesome and told me to hand my resume in because she could maybe get me a job there and she was all cute and sparkly and is a professional actor in one of those crazy 'sex is bad/drugs are bad' theatre companies that perform for schools. She also gave me her number and the name of this company she belongs to.

Then later we bumped in to some random named Tim who was WAY GOTHER THAN THOU. He was filming his shoes. We were like 'what are you doing?' and he was all 'I am making a zombie film!' and I was all 'CAN I BE IN IT!?' and he said 'sure, fill out this form'. Then tonight he called me to invite me to a cast cocktail party in the hills on friday. It was strange.

I have a feeling the film is that terribly dodgy one I found the blurb for on the internet awhile ago, though. Also who can be bothered going in to the hills? Especially when I have no way to get OUT of the hills once i'm there, and for all I know Tim could be a crazy rapist.

I really miss my Loki a lot, so i'm trying not to think about it, but it is hard. It's just not the same here without him, crazy as that sounds. Also I don't like the idea of other people thinking he is THEIR cat, because he is not. He is MY little man.

I might kidnap him back.

Put the christmas tree up the other night. It's really not fun anymore. It looks pretty, though. I guess. I am not looking forward to christmas much. It represents a big long day of stress and angst (much as most days do, at the moment) and forced conversation. And stressing about how i'm getting where and when i'm getting there and what i'm doing there etc etc etc.

People keep giving me shit about learning to drive, ra ra ra.

I had a cool dream about Bill Bailey the other night. He was performing at a year 12 drama production put on by St Mary's leavers. And he was hilarious. I think I laughed in my sleep. I also cried and screamed when I saw him, because OMG BILL BAILEY!!! And Lewie was there and he was also very excited.

And we all talked to Bill and he was a very nice man.

I keep going to say things, but it seems like too much effort to say them. Or...they aren't interesting. Or something. Well I don't suppose any of this is really interesting to anyone except me, but there we go.

I miss my dad a lot right at the moment. I think it is him I miss, anyway. Actually there is just sort of an allover feeling of missing people. I also miss my Stak lots but at least she sent me a message on msn so I know she's alive and hasn't been eaten by vengeful pheasants.

Tomorrow I might post some pictures, because I don't feel like I can do very interesting/important/nice things with words right now. I probably can't do such things with pictures, either, but it breaks it up a bit.

I don't want to be around anyone but Lewie right now, really. I don't want to go out with big crowds and see people, especially people I don't know very well. I don't want to make new friends and learn new things and blah blah blah. I just want to hibernate for a bit. Increasingly my time spent with Lewie is also spent with other people, and it's vexing me slightly. Also loud things are giving me headaches and spacing me out and making me cranky.

Also I feel really fat and unattractive right now. I just want to curl up in to a little insignificant ball, like a hedgehog, and stay that way for awhile. Maybe like a pupal stage. I'm not cooked yet! Back to the cocoon!
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Bpal bpal la la laaa [06 Dec 2006|01:57am]
I've just put up an assload of oils on EBAY. These include, but are not limited to bottles of BERENICE, THE HAUNTED PALACE, THE PERFUMED GARDEN and A set of SEVEN LE/Cat imps including rares like La Fee Verte, Mercury and Luna.

Xposted a wee bit, because i'm poor, gasp! :(
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Clarification [01 Nov 2006|07:49pm]
Okay. I feel I need to do the clarification thing, considering the epic scope of teh dramaz.

The clarification thing )

Cut for those who don't care/are sick of it already/etc.

In other news, Stak and I saw Grudge II at the cimena today. Considering how much the American Grudge I sucked balls, I expected similar ball sucking, however it was very, very good! There were some completely awesome/scary moments, and the direction and feel of the film in general were really good. The acting was also better. I think I actually preferred it to the Japanese version which is kind of insane. It tied up better.

Also, oh, the lolz.

I want to be a pastry chef!
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PIMPIN' double double toil and etc [31 Oct 2006|11:30pm]
This will not interest anyone who does not like Harry Potter.

Now that that's out of the way -

To all who DO like Harry Potter, and also like overseas travel, and are also huge nerds, I present to you:

Phoenix Rising 2007



Essentially PR is a Harry Potter convention, 'by fans, for fans', schedualed to be held in New Orleans, USA, next year (in May :D). I am going. I don't care how many sleazy old men I have to blow for ten cents, I am going. And since I don't really want to HAVE to drag my mother along with me, I would LOVE if some people I knew managed to go, also!

I know a fair few of you on the ole f-list are Potter fans. Mostly because I have met a fucktonne of you through/via the fandom! And what better way to finally PROPERLY meet you that at a con?

I should also mention that i've just put in a proposal for a roundtable discussion on roleplaying, so hopefully, i'll be moderating that at the con! Good reason to go, huh? HUH? Yes, yes it is.

I am so looking at you, [info]rainylondonight, [info]fliboing, [info]snowwmonkey, [info]chimneysmoke, [info]mygoodmiss, [info]shotofhemlock, [info]madameenilef, [info]emeraldanchor, [info]torch_the_moon, [info]deckwane, [info]unintendedmuse, [info]just_cate and the SEVEN THOUSAND OTHER PEOPLE who might be interested.

Post made public for the purposes of pimping.

Mmm tongue twister.
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Boink [18 Oct 2006|03:07pm]
No sure if anyone on my friends list will care, BUT ->



I am selling this on ebay.

Two hours left, low starting price, no bids, yadda yadda ->

CLICK HERE LOLZ

Yayyy!
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Who wants Kia's shit? [09 Oct 2006|10:31pm]
I am attempting to get rid of lots of my crap here ---> [info]sellxmyxsoul

Go and have a look. Please? It's all going out in the trash if someone doesn't nab it, and some of it is really too nice/awesome to just throw away.

:D
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Rant ahoy [30 May 2006|07:27pm]
[ mood | livid ]

Righteous anger, initiating.

Blast off in ten, nine...

Fuck it.

Tell me, how fucking hard is it to pay people the money you owe them? How hard is it to give up a few hours in your day to oversee a project that YOU'RE responsible for. The fact that you 'have work' is no longer a viable excuse especially considering we are now all aware that you've piked on all but two shifts at your job. What, one has to wonder, are you fucking doing between the hours of 8am and 4.15pm, when you aren't answering your phone, nobody can get in contact with you, and you quite obviously aren't doing anything to do with your 'business venture'.

I'd actually really like to know what posessed you to start this club in the first place. Did you just wake up one morning and go 'omgz, I am teh bored, I think I will buy nu vibe lolz'. Cause that's what it looks like. I recall the first time you mentioned to me that you were going to 'buy it off John and Linda' when Plastecine was still running. Frankly, I thought you were fucking insane, considering more or less everyone aknowledged that nu vibe was shite, and that was whilst it was being run by (relatively) experienced business people. Who weren't eighteen.

I know sod all about business, and running clubs, but even I am aware that it's not a sodding walk in the park. You can't just swan up and expect things to magically happen, especially when your crack team of renovators include your friends (who aren't trained to do shit like plastering, and electrical work) your step-dad (?) and randoms you've roped in in the hope that you won't have to pay them that much.

Also, when the club is actually open you are required to WORK, not sit around, smoke, drink, and flash your cleavage at people. I know, I know, that's what owning a club looks like in the movies! But guess what, omg, this isn't the movies, it's real life. Get your arse behind the bar, or sit on the door, or just fucking ORGANISE some people to actually STOP THE ROOF FALLING ON PEOPLES HEADS.

My experience of Club Voltaire was actually not that bad. I mean, a hulking great chunk of insulation whacked me on the head, and the lights kept going out, and occasionally the sound cut out - oh, and the bathrooms were as dodgy as ever, and the bar staff were totally stressed because the cash registers wouldn't open and they kept running out of alcohol and there was like a twenty minute wait to get drinks - BUT despite all that, I actually had a pretty good time.

Fix the ceiling, fix the electricity, fix the plumbing, fix the floor, hire more barstaff - actually pay the barstaff you HAVE, and maybe - maybe it would work.

But apparently you are too stupid and lazy to do any of that. Seriously. What the fuck do you do with yourself every day? You are really not inspiring confidence in anybody, either, by not answering your phone, and pulling out of every arrangement to meet up and discuss things that you make.

Oh, you forgot? Well, that's not good enough. You are running a business. You can't afford to 'forget'. You can't afford to not answer your phone especially when we're all aware that don't have it switched off because you're at work, or whatever.

I don't blame people for quitting on your arse right left and center. Some people (obviously not you, but some people) have bills to pay, rent to pay, medication and food to buy. Some people can't, actually, afford to wait 'till tomorrow' for the four hundred + dollars you owe them. You are screwing good, reliable, talented people around, and making them feel useless and shitty. They aren't the useless, shitty ones. You are. Accept some responsibility for your cock ups. If you can't do this, then ADMIT that you can't do this, pay people what you owe them, and GIVE UP. If you think, by some miracle, that you CAN do it, then accept the help people are offering you, get off your arse, get your head out of the clouds and get stuff WORKING.

If you really are getting death threats, I can't say I feel sympathetic towards you, either. If I were directly involved, i'd be sending you death threats to. As it is, i'm just a casual observer, but God damn, you have pissed me off.

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Selling stuff! [29 Jan 2006|05:45pm]
Saw Angelspit last night. They were pretty crap. But, I had drinksies, and people I like/love around me, so it was pretty awesome.

My mother is selling this:



HP photosmart 335 Compact Photo Printer



it's brand new in the box, and she's selling it for $150 AUD. They retail out here for $299 AUD new. You can buy them on Amazon for 129.99 USD + shipping, so really, you're getting a pretty good deal here. Here's the jist of what it actually -is- -->

As HP’s latest addition to its range of award winning portable photo printers, the HP Photosmart 335 Compact Photo Printer is designed for maximum portability and ease of use. With five built-in memory card slots for direct printing from all major cards[1] and a front panel USB port which connects to any PictBridge-enabled camera and to most USB flash drives, this printer is ideal for occasions when people want to share the moment as it happens, capture stunning scenery, or video stills in an instant. The optional Bluetooth accessory2 means users can print straight from a Bluetooth enabled camera phone or PDA - allowing more freedom to print photos as and when needed.

(More here).

Basically it ONLY prints photographs, but for $150, its a pretty good deal! Just leave a comment or contact me at kia_groom at yahoo dot com dot au if you're interested. Only Perth folk, please (shipping would be retarded otherwise!)

<333
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Itchy mosquito bite [20 Nov 2005|07:58pm]
[ mood | sad ]
[ music | Brett playing teh moosics ]

I want to wake up and be a new person.

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Yes, more pimpage. Sorry. [22 Oct 2005|04:40pm]
Hey folks,

Just so you know, I am selling this:



On EBAY.

It's brand new w/o tags, and is ridiculously stupidly cute. The only reason i'm not keeping it is I already have a wonderful Nightmare Before Xmas bag for uni, and really, if I don't start getting rid of some of my vast collection of bags, they will turn carnivorous and eat my brains.

Auction ends in Five days (it's a quickie) and has a buy it now all set up for those of you who are a bit impatient. :) Starting bid is USD 20.00 (about 25 australian). Check it out, anyway:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6814113396

(xposted, of course)
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Pimpage, y0 [10 Oct 2005|09:31pm]
I am selling this:


Lip Service Tulle Corset Dress

On EBAY.

It is a size XL which basically is equivilent to an aussie 14-16. It is really truly beautiful, and I URGE you to at least go check out the auction!

The link again, for your bidding viewing pleasure:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5433032654&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

(XPOSTED, natch)
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